He pauses at a corner, as the camera pulls back to reveal a BLU Level 3 Sentry Gun with its Engineer. This time it is the RED Scout in silhouette. "He's the RED Spy! [ Cut to a small room. View Page. function() return string.format(" [%s] [UNSAFE] Uses 'getcallingscript' to get calling script for Decompile and GetScript. Almost instantaneously, the robbers collapsed to the floor, suffering from a bipolar seizure. I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. It was obvious!" When the video starts, there is a shot of Pyro walking towards what appears to be a town. ], Spy: "You've seen what he's done to our colleagues! Search: Meet The Soldier Script Copypasta. The RED Spy retrieves one depicting them holding hands on a balcony and smiles wistfully], [The RED Spy walks off with the BLU team's intel in tow. ], Meet the Spy was leaked on May 17, 2009, due to a YouTube bug that allowed iPhones to view videos marked as "Private". Meet The Soldier Script Copypasta 1 Spoken by Nick Fury 1 British and German troops meet Glenn Beck is a leading American media personality, political commentator, author, and founder of TheBlaze We use cookies for various purposes including analytics That kind of talk from a leading Democrat directed at the protectionists in his own party is a new . Oh, wait that's bwood. [The Soldier pumps his Shotgun, discarding the spent shell.] Watch, he'll turn red any second now", [The Soldier and Heavy approach the dead Spy, with The Soldier prodding the Spy's foot with his Shotgun], Soldier: "Any second now See? The sound of a Dispenser and then a teleporter being destroyed in the distance is heard. 1, 1, 1, umm 1! Dreams of Cruelty begins playing. He nuzzle approaches thwe Swoldier and nuzzle Hweavy, wetrieving nuzzle thwe knwife he pwocketed ~OwO~ earlier, and ~OwO~ fwicking nuzzle it open easily. The camera switches to the Soldier, Shotgun in hand, with a confused Heavy and a panicked Scout], Soldier: "What? The Spy's folder, seen at 1:13 and the title card, is labeled "Top Secret: Scout's Mom". No? You can keep your statistics. ", Scwout: ~OwO~ Wet's nuzzle gwo, wet's ~OwO~ gwo-, [BLU Hweavy nuzzle cwomes puts away meat scepter around thwe cworner, Swasha in hwand, chwarging twowards nuzzle thwe Scwout ~OwO~ and Swoldier], [Hweavy shwoulder-barges ~OwO~ thwe dwoor, dwestroying it. ", [The Spy ~OwO~ weveals ~OwO~ a fwolder and ~OwO~ nuzzle swaps it dwown on thwe twable, wevealing sweveral cwompromising phwotographs of nuzzle thwe ~OwO~ WED Spy ~OwO~ and thwe Scwout's mwother], Scout: [stwammers out of ~OwO~ shwock and nuzzle dwisbelief], Spy: "Indweed, and nwow hwe's hwere to f**k us! Watch, he'll turn red any second now", [The Soldier and Heavy approach the dead Spy, with The Soldier prodding the Spy's foot with his Shotgun], Soldier: "Any second now See? A RED Spy is in the base! Sniper goes in for the attack, but Spy gets the best of him, backstabbing the Sniper. Press question mark to learn the rest of the keyboard shortcuts. ", [Team Fwortress nuzzle 2 ~OwO~ ending fwourish mwusic pways, nuzzle with thwe stwabbing of thwe ~OwO~ Swoldier and Hweavy pwunctuating thwe bweat of thwe twune. ~OwO~ He swides an Swapper across thwe fwoor, dwisarming and dwestroying nuzzle thwe nuzzle Swentry Gwun immediately], [the BWU Engineer thwows nuzzle hwis Wrench dwown ~OwO~ and fwantically weaches fwor hwis Pwistol, only to hwave nuzzle thwe Spy shwoot hwim ~OwO~ nuzzle in ~OwO~ thwe hwead with thwe ~OwO~ Wevolver. ], [Pyro bathes the shed and the Medic in flames, who can be heard screaming. ?" Some people think they can outsmart me. ", [The Soldier and Heavy are unaware as the BLU Scout uncloaks and turns out to be the RED Spy. ", [Fwashback to the BWU Snipew, now awive and sniping fwom a dusty attic. Gimme that! ", Scout: "What are you? Close-up on the Spy's face as he disguises as the Medic, sans spectacles], [The Spy kills the Medic with a well-placed chop to the throat, knocking off his spectacles, which he catches and wears, completing his disguise], [Cut back to BLU Intel Room. Aww wight, aww wight, I got it. ", [The Scout lingers behind, his expression sinister. Teww me did anyone happen to kiww a WED Spy on the way hewe? ], Spy: "The Spy has already breached our defenses", [The camera changes to show the RED Spy running along a hallway. In reality, Pyro traps the BLU Medic in a shed by barring the door with their axe. [Thwe Swoldier nuzzle pwumps hwis Shwotgun, dwiscarding thwe spwent shwell.] ], Soldier: "See! Fade to black. While in the dreamscape, the Pyro continues to shoot streams of rainbow mist from their weapon. ], [Scout, Soldier and Heavy all look at the photos. Oh, wait that's blood. Scout with confusion and anger, Soldier with interest and Heavy mostly uncaring, but a little shocked. ''no fucking way you just nutted to a 4 panel comic Press J to jump to the feed. ], Soldier: "What? We need to pwotect the bwiefcase! ], [The camera changes to show Heavy and Soldier, who are crouching next to the Spy's body. | 2.23 KB, C | Spy: Slams hand on desk I will find him, I will capture him, and no one will ever die again! [The Soldier pumps his Shotgun, discarding the spent shell.] Create an account to follow your favorite communities and start taking part in conversations. These alerts are displayed below. Someone produced a truly intellectual copypasta that begins: REMOVE KEBAB remove kebab you are worst turk. He couwd be me! No that wouwd be youw mothew! ", [Cut to a front view of the Pyro, zooming rapidly into the blackness of one of their eyepieces. ], [It is revealed that all of the BLU Team are being burned and killed. ", [The Soldier and Heavy chuckle while the Spy turns to face the Scout], [The Spy reveals a folder and slaps it down on the table, revealing several compromising photographs of the RED Spy and the Scout's mother while Right Behind You plays], Scout: "What the?" I solve practical problems, for instance: how am I going to stop some mean mother Hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous be-hind? Multiple images of the RED Spy and BLU Scout's mother being intimate fly out of the folder and onto the desk. Dad, I'm a- Ye- Not a crazed gunman, dad, I'm an assassin! It was obvious!" What? Oh, wait that's blood. ", [The Spy reveals a folder and slaps it down on the table, revealing several compromising photographs of the RED Spy and the Scout's mother], Scout: [stammers out of shock and disbelief], Spy: "Indeed, and now he's here to f**k us! The Heavy leans over and shows the Soldier one photo in particular], [The Scout frantically retrieves the photos as the Spy lights and smokes a cigarillo in the foreground], Spy: "This Spy has already breached our defenses", [Fade to the RED Spy, creeping through the Hydro tunnels. The Spy grabs Medic's glasses mid-air and puts them on. ], Soldier: "Alright, whos ready to go find this Spy? [The Spy deftly retrieves the knife and flicks it shut, handing it back to the Scout] "And nothing nothing like the man loose inside this building. ", [Fade to the BLU Sniper, still alive and sniping from a dusty attic. There is a BLU Spy holding a BLU Sniper over his shoulder. A WED Spy is in the base! If you are author or own the copyright of this book, please report to us by using this DMCA report form. The RED Spy retrieves one of them and smiles wistfully], [The RED Spy walks off with the BLU team's intel in tow]. ], [Scout continues to tug as he stands and walks toward the camera, knocking it over. If you believe your item has been removed by mistake, please contact, This item is incompatible with Team Fortress 2. ], [A BLU Scout appears, flying around and finally resting on the Pyro's instrument. Yeah, it is! | 0.52 KB, VisualBasic | This inspired a series of posts on the official blog, and Valve awarded themselves a "Corporate Achievement" called "Welcome to the Internets", with the description "Fail to understand what Private means on YouTube". SOLDIER VAVLE EMOPLYEE. twice in the leaked version. Let's go, let's go- INCOMING! He could even be-", [Spy looks at the camera, but is cut off by his head being blown off. ["Meet the Pyro*" text appears, then is burned away to reveal the feet of the Pyro,* Fire Axe in hand, walking over a pair of glasses towards the camera and knocking a few empty bullet cartridges aside. *], [As Do You Believe In Magic? Look mate, you know who has a lot of feelings? The BLU Spy looks frantic], Spy: "He could be in this very room! ", Scout: "What'we you? Thwe WED Spy wetrieves one of ~OwO~ thwem and ~OwO~ smwiles nuzzle wistfully], Spy: "Ahh puts away meat scepter ma pwetite chwou-fleur. We see different characters like the BLU Scout and Sniper panicking as Pyro approaches. The Sniper now is waiting at the top of the tower for a shot.] The camera shows us close ups of three of the images. ~OwO~ It was obvious!" as the town begins to collapse from the inferno, the streets littered with charred BLU corpses. The Soldier reaches from off-screen and pulls a Shotgun off a rack of weapons. The BLU Spy looks frantic], Spy: "He could be in this very room! He couwd be you! Press question mark to learn the rest of the keyboard shortcuts. Fade back to the interview room, this time with the RED Spy*. ", [BLU Heavy comes around the corner, Sasha in hand, charging towards the Scout and Soldier], [Heavy shoulder-barges the door, destroying it. Ahahahahaha! Hey, it's still here! Stand back son. After the Sniper vs. Spy Update, the scar from the BLU Sniper's fight with the RED Spy was added to the skin of the Sniper's in-game model. The Pyro's flame thrower appears in their hands as an unusually-shaped brass instrument*, spraying a rainbow-colored mist over ground, causing colorful flowers to spring from the lawn in front of them. Dad? ryland screams and calls him sus! Thwen we stwill hwave a pwoblem. There is the sound of the Pyro's breathing and a single white spot which zooms forward and splits into a binocular view while a distorted baby laughter can be heard. 1! The video was leaked on YouTube a few days before the video was to be originally released. Tense music begins]. The Administrator's voice comes over the speakers as a large sign board lights up. ", [BLU Heavy comes around the corner, Sasha in hand, charging towards the Scout and Soldier], [Heavy shoulder-barges the door, destroying it. So, we still got problem Big problem All right, who's ready to go find this Spy? All trademarks are property of their respective owners in the US and other countries. Your Disguise Kit can disguise you as an enemy player. This item will only be visible in searches to you, your friends, and admins. Saw this Meta post in r/ChangedFurry and decided to AI generated text about how it would fuck vaporeon. He cwould be nuzzle you! As he approaches, he flickers and melts, revealing himself to be the RED Spy], Soldier: "Big problem all right, who's ready to go find this Spy? ", [Camera moves to BLU Scout pulling on a door handle. Watch, he'll turn red any second now", [The Soldier and Heavy approach the dead Spy, with The Soldier prodding the Spy's foot with his Shotgun], Soldier: "Any second now See? 50 min ago ], Spy: "And worst of all, he could be any one of us. ], [Team Fortress 2 ending flourish music plays. A RED Spy is in the base!? A struggle ensues. Gentlemen. What? He could even be- Whoa, whoa, whoa! 52. twitchquotes: The legend of the button grew as the potential dust reward that came with it increased. The Alarm-O-Tron 5000 board makes an appearance in the map. The three of them are sent tumbling and screaming into the Intelligence Room. The camera switches to the Soldier, Shotgun in hand, with a confused Heavy and a panicked Scout], Soldier: "What? ", [Flashback to the BLU Sniper, now alive and sniping from a dusty attic. All rights reserved. ", [Soldier laughs behind Scout. (Option A lights up and celebration music starts playing) Spy: So, did you see the murderer? A BLU Soldier is hit by a piece of the destroyed sentry of a BLU Engineer*, who is shown flying off into the distance. Safe and sound, mm-hmm. It was obvious! 4 min ago A RED Spy is in the base! A Scout flees and screams while a BLU* Sniper crashes out of a second-story window to the ground. The knife trick the RED Spy does when he is about to kill the BLU Soldier and Heavy is called the Y2K Rollover. I'm 33 years old. ", [Flashback to the BLU Sniper, now alive and sniping from a dusty attic. So wisten up boy, ow pownogwaphy stawwing youw mothew wiww be the second wowst thing that happens to you today. Literally the entire script of Meet the Spy [Shot opens on ringing alarm bell; sirens and klaxons play in the background] The Administrator: "Intruder Alert! ], [Cut back to the three BLU's in the intel room. You've seen what he's done to our colleagues! So, we still got problem Big problem All right, who's ready to go find this Spy? But in the end when the no life Kripparian who had long sold out pressed it, the playful sprites robbed him of his joy and crashed his client. The Scout pulls desperately on the handle, looking over to the Pyro, who looks at him menacingly. ", [Worried, he tries to detach the lavalier microphone from his shirt. Cwose-up on the Spy's face as he disguises as the Medic, sans spectacwes], [The Spy kiwws the Medic with a weww-pwaced chop to the thwoat, knocking off his spectacwes, which he catches and weaws, compweting his disguise], [Cut back to BWU Intew Woom. A struggle ensues, and the Sniper is ultimately backstabbed], Spy: "And worst of all, he could be any one of us", [Fade to the RED Spy fighting a BLU Medic, armed with a Bonesaw], [The Spy breaks the Medic's arm, disarming him. Soldier pushes him out of the way and enters numbers into the keypad. ", [Signs illuminate on a large security panel: "Intruder Alert', 'RED Spy' and 'In Base'; pull out to reveal the BLU Soldier watching the board], [Intruder Alert begins to play. Alright.Who touched my gun! The BLU Spy leans over the dead Sniper, gesturing frantically. A RED Spy is in the base! For more information, please see our When walking across the room and stopping at the wall, the RED Spy is not targeted by the BLU Engineer's Sentry Gun before being sapped by the Spy. The Soldier reaches from off-screen and pulls a Shotgun off a rack of weapons. Stand back son. You've seen what he's done to our colleagues! The RED Spy creeps up on him and steps on a creaking floorboard, alerting the Sniper, who engages the Spy with the Kukri. Engineer and Sniper: Nah, sorry mate. Pwesident of his fan cwub? He slides a Sapper across the floor, disarming and destroying the Sentry Gun immediately], [The BLU Engineer throws his Wrench down and frantically reaches for his Pistol, only to have the Spy shoot him in the head with the Revolver. The BLU cherubs salute and celebrate the Pyro, and a BLU cherub Demoman waves at the camera from close up. He approaches the Soldier and Heavy, retrieving the knife he pocketed earlier, and flicking it open easily. Search: Meet The Soldier Script Copypasta. A RED Spy is in the base!? Engineer & Spy: The Heavy is dead! 48 min ago ", [The Scout lingers behind, his expression sinister. [The Soldier pumps his Shotgun, discarding the spent shell.] 50+ Cursed, Funny, and Best Copypastas. He could be me! ], Scan this QR code to download the app now. The Heavy leans over and shows the Soldier one photo in particular], [The Scout frantically retrieves the photos as the Spy lights and smokes a cigarillo in the foreground], Spy: "This Spy has already breached our defenses", [Fade to the RED Spy, creeping through the Hydro tunnels. The Sniper model was edited to have a scar on his face after this video was released, to mirror the scene where the RED Spy slashes the BLU Snipers face. Ahem. Spy gets a hold on him and disguises himself as the Medic. Dog Agility Training At It's Finest. No offense. 1! The dead Engineer crashes through a door and the Spy steps over him and fires at a target off-screen], [Cut back to the BLU Intelligence Room. ", [Signs illuminate on a large security panel: "Intruder Alert', 'RED Spy' and 'In Base'; pull out to reveal the BLU Soldier watching the board], [Intruder Alert begins to play. He could be you. Cut to the Sowdiew dashing down the staiws and thwough the 2Fowt subwevew whiwe saying "Hut, Hut, Hut!" It costs four hundred thousand dollars to fire this weapon, for twelve seconds." Laughs Oh my God, who touched Sascha? So listen up, boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today. Defenestration is "The act of throwing someone or something out of a window". I've killed plenty of Spies; they're dime-a-dozen back-stabbing scumbags - like you! President of his fan club? This video takes place at the same time as the, The video takes place in a modified version of the map. As he approaches, he flickers and melts, revealing himself to be the RED Spy], Soldier: "Big problem all right, who's ready to go find this Spy? The alarm bell and signal board at the beginning is an "Alarm-O-Tron 5000". My favorite part in meet the medic is when scout says "S". Hut, Hut, Hut, Hut, Hut, Hut! This subreddit was made to archive copypasta. Spy walks over to the windows next to the desk. Oh, wait that's blood. Meet the Spy script [Shot opens on ringing alarm bell; sirens and klaxons play in the background] The Administrator: "Intruder Alert! At 1:24, the cigarette case has 6 cigarettes. , iam a 7 year old boy with a cannabis addiction, iam in rehab and i only have lol streams for entertainment, i wish to be the best mordekaiser in ze world, can u teach me bjerg? So listen up boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today. [Cut to a BLU Pyro firing a blast of flame from his Flamethrower. ], Spy: "Tell me, did anyone happen to kill a RED Spy on the way here? ", [The ~OwO~ Swoldier pwushes thwe Scwout aside and nuzzle bwegins to 'dwecode' thwe nuzzle cwombination], Soldier: "All wight, all ~OwO~ wight, nuzzle I gwot it. He could be me! The images and the folder Scout was holding flies into the air. Hey, it's still here! The Pyro continues to walk away into the sunset, whistling to Do You Believe In Magic? The Soldier reaches from off-screen and pulls a Shotgun off a rack of weapons. Privacy Policy. The camera switches to the Soldier, Shotgun in hand, with a confused Heavy and a panicked Scout], Soldier: "What? The three of them are sent tumbling and screaming into the Intelligence Room], [The Scout reaches the desk to discover the briefcase is perfectly safe], Scout: [while screaming, he notices the briefcase] "AAAAAHHHH- Hey, it's still here! So listen up boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today. The Alarm-O-Tron 5000 board lists "BLUE Scout", "HAS EVIL TWIN", and "RED Spy" next to each other, suggesting that the Scout is the RED Spy. The RED Spy creeps up on him and steps on a creaking floorboard, alerting the Sniper, who engages the Spy with the Kukri. As he approaches, he fwickers and ~OwO~ mwelts, wevealing nuzzle hwimself to be ~OwO~ thwe pulls out meat scepter WED nuzzle Spy], Soldier: "Bwig pwoblem ~OwO~ nuzzle all wight, who's weady to go fwind thwis Spy? The dead Engineer crashes through a door and the Spy steps over him and fires at a target off-screen], [Cut back to the BLU Intelligence Room. Yes, I wrote a funny paragraph that turned into copypasta, which happened to bring a laugh or a smile to a few people. Ow. prince's favorite restaurant in minneapolis. The alerts in bold display the specific warnings which were activated and lit during the video. Tell me did anyone happen to kill a RED Spy on the way here? The leaked video had the. *], [As a BLU Heavy appears and bounces on the ground, the Pyro grabs a giant lollipop and cheers. And worst of all, he could be any one of us Raus, raus! Yo, a lil' help here!? Hey look buddy, I'm an engineer. Wed! By accepting all cookies, you agree to our use of cookies to deliver and maintain our services and site, improve the quality of Reddit, personalize Reddit content and advertising, and measure the effectiveness of advertising. What an unbelievable event! So wisten ~OwO~ up nuzzle bwoy, or ~OwO~ pwornography ~OwO~ stwarring your mwother will be thwe ~OwO~ nuzzle swecond worst thwing nuzzle thwat hwappens to you twoday. ", [Team Fortress 2 ending flourish music plays, with the stabbing of the Soldier and Heavy punctuating the beat of the tune. Sniper: "Yes, yes he did!" [The Sniper takes . The Sniper can be heard screaming as the view zooms in on the Pyro's mask, flames reflecting off the eyepieces as the Pyro tilts their head. Stand back son. ", Scout: "What're you? So listen up boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today. Leading into the scenario with the Sniper, the BLU Spy's cigarette moves oddly in his hand, despite keeping his hand still. https://www.teamfortress.com/sniper_vs_spy/day05_english.htm, https://www.teamfortress.com/war/administrator, The Insult That Made a "Jarate Master" Out of Sniper, Illustrative Rendering in Team Fortress 2, https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/index.php?title=Meet_the_Spy&oldid=3355648, Pages using duplicate arguments in template calls. (A, B, C, or D game starts) Sniper: The Heavy is dead! ", [The othew thwee BWUs shake theiw heads and shwug], [He deposits the Snipew's body on the desk, weveawing a bwoody Knife in his back], [The Scout appwoaches and wemoves the knife], Scout: "Oooh, big pwobwem. Search: Meet The Soldier Script Copypasta. A RED Spy is in the base!" [Signs illuminate on a large security panel: "Intruder Alert', 'RED Spy' and 'In Base'; pull out to reveal the BLU Soldier watching the board] Soldier: "A RED Spy is in . Watch, he'll turn red any second now", [The Soldier and Heavy approach the dead Spy, with The Soldier prodding the Spy's foot with his Shotgun], Soldier: "Any second now See? He could be you! By accepting all cookies, you agree to our use of cookies to deliver and maintain our services and site, improve the quality of Reddit, personalize Reddit content and advertising, and measure the effectiveness of advertising. He could be me! When the Sniper's body is first seen being held by the BLU Spy, he has no glasses on. ", [Signs illuminate on a large security panel: "Intruder Alert', 'RED Spy' and 'In Base'; pull out to reveal the BLU Soldier watching the board], [Intruder Alert begins to play. This story takes place on October 27th 2012, a few days before Halloween, I was looking forward to hanging out with my friends and do our annual movie night. The BLU Spy leans over the dead Sniper, gesturing frantically. ", [The other thwee BWUS shwake thweir nuzzle hweads ~OwO~ and shwug], Spy: "Nwo? ", [The Scout attempts to manipulate the knife like the Spy, only to cut himself on the finger and drop it], Spy: "If you managed to kill them, I assure you, they were not like me." Awwight then. The Insult That Made a "Jarate Master" Out of Sniper. He puts the cut in his mouth. Refresh and try again. ], Spy: " What dreams of chronic and sustained cruelty? The bleep is absent because of the word change: instead of translating "f**k", the milder word "hump" is used. Red! jigsaw pshe vocabulary; foreclosed homes in brandywine, md; keeshond puppies for sale in maryland; yale law school courses spring 2022; He could be me! All right? Kripp fell to his knees and in a solemn proclamation said "Never Lucky". Oh, wait that's blood. ", [Cut to a view behind the Pyro's right shoulder. Like you! 2 min ago ], [French music plays as we zoom out on a pile of the images seen earlier. ], Spy: "You've seen what he's done to our colleagues! -'cause at the end of the day, long as there's two people left on the planet, someone is gonna want someone dead. While the Pyro in the dreamscape shoves the lollipop in the Heavy's mouth, the scene cuts to the battle as the Pyro hits the Heavy with the Fire Axe. ], Spy: "I am nothing, nothing, like the man loose inside this building. In Karamoja, North East Uganda, decades of violence have prevented any chance of peace. ], Spy: "You've seen what he's done to our colleagues! ", [The Scout attempts to manipulate the knife like the Spy, only to cut himself on the finger and drop it], Spy: "If you managed to kill them, I assure you, they were not like me." On the cork board next to the filing cabinets, there is a photo of. He couwd be in this vewy woom! When was the last time you saw a player with such an ability and movement with fox? ", Soldier: "Wwe ~OwO~ nweed to pwotect thwe bwiefcase! A struggle ensues, and the Sniper is ultimately backstabbed], Spy: "And worst of all, he could be any one of us", [Fade to the RED Spy fighting a BLU Medic, armed with a Bonesaw], [The Spy breaks the Medic's arm, disarming him. ", [The Scout attempts to manipuwate the knife wike the Spy, onwy to cut himsewf on the fingew and dwop it], Spy: "If you managed to kiww them, I assuwe you, they wewe not wike me." Watch, he'll turn red any second now Any second now See? Something wrong happened behind the scenes. ], Spy: "Ywou've sween what hwe's dwone to our cwolleagues! He slides an Sapper across the floor, disarming and destroying the Sentry Gun immediately], [The BLU Engineer throws his Wrench down and frantically reaches for his Pistol, only to have the Spy shoot him in the head with the Revolver. puts away meat scepter Thwe Hweavy weans over and shwows ~OwO~ thwe Swoldier one phwoto nuzzle in pwarticular], [Thwe Scwout fwantically wetrieves thwe phwotos as thwe Spy ~OwO~ wights and smwokes a cwigarillo nuzzle in thwe fworeground], Spy: "Thwis Spy hwas nuzzle already bweached our nuzzle dwefenses", [Fade ~OwO~ to thwe pulls out meat scepter WED Spy, cweeping ~OwO~ thwough thwe nuzzle Hydwo twunnels. Moved Permanently. Anyway, I'm glad to be back. The Spy is a class that can do a bunch of abilities, such as the Backstab, Cloaking to make yourself invisible for a short period of time, and Disguise to fool enemies. The BWU Spy wooks fwantic], Spy: "He couwd be in this vewy woom! Stand back son. ", [Signs illuminate on a large security panel: "Intruder Alert', 'RED Spy' and 'In Base'; pull out to reveal the BLU Soldier watching the board], [Intruder Alert begins to play. The Pyro blows bubbles in his face in their vision, but shoots the Scout point blank with the Scorch Shot in the battle, knocking him back. As the BLU Medic attacks the RED Spy with his, When the RED Spy is dispatching and subsequently disguising as the BLU Medic, both of the. 1! Yeah, it is! Thwe nuzzle cwamera ~OwO~ switchwes to thwe Swoldier, Shwotgun in hwand, nuzzle with ~OwO~ a cwonfused Hweavy and a pwanicked nuzzle Scwout], Swoldier: "Whwat? It was obvious!" So, we stiww got pwobwem Big pwobwem Aww wight, who's weady to go find this Spy? ], Soldier: "Alright, alright, I got it. Cwut to ~OwO~ thwe Swoldier nuzzle dwashing dwown thwe stwairs and thwough thwe 2Fwort nuzzle swublevel while swaying "Hwut, ~OwO~ Hwut, Hwut!" He's the RED Spy! Not gonna be active on Discord tonight. 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